My fave make-out songs are taking a beating...

I am a child of the 80's.

I made out (and still try to, on occasion) to such hits as "Take My Breath Away", Bon Jovi's "Never Say Goodbye" or "Slave To Love" by Bryan Ferry.

Recently, two of my beloved mackin' songs have been RUINED, yes, RUINED.

First, MacGruber tainted Mr. Mister's "Broken Wings" when they created the most horrifying sex scene in the history of film. See below:



This made both my eyes and ears bleed.

But then Juicy Fruit messed with "Angel" from Aerosmith.

I will never chew the Fruit again.



The horror.

Top headlines of the day

The following headlines were on the front page of these local newsstations websites:

"Are you smarter than a zoo keeper?" - KSDK

"Puppy salsa dancing" - Fox2

"Owl staring contest" - Fox2

"Watch: Winning! Charlie Sheen's Man-on-Man Kiss" - KDNL

"Man gets burrito rage over increased Taco Bell prices" - KMOV

"'Zombies ahead,' warns electronic road sign in SC" - KMOV

And no, I didn't link any of these because I've already wasted enough time listing them.