Sunday, May 19, 2013

They said what??

Memorable quotes from this weekend (I'm quite sure there are more, too many to remember):

- he plays a mean skin flute

- Rodiger. Rodiger Summers Eve.

- They look like a 30 year old's....

- Shit happens. Sometimes literally.

- Kristin? Thank you for driving. (21 times)

- Pasta.

- Topo Chico.

- Keep up the good work.

- I love this video. Father Figure, by George Michael.

- You can take as much mint as you want.

- I like to rub pudding on my lips. It feels good.

- His anal gland was about to explode.

- Belvedere is the best. Not Grey Goose. Not Ketel One.

Weekend Recap

The triathlon was wonderful, despite the lakewater incident.

Having my buddy Peter there, talking me through the swim, giving me tips, helped tremendously. Once we took a look at the lake, it no longer felt threatening.

I met more members of the tri club, all very welcoming and encouraging.

The weather on Saturday was gorgeous - warm, overcast, low humidity.

The course was flat and well-marked. The volunteers cheerful and helpful.

Really, aside from the stomach thing, it was perfect.

I am excited for my next race, and to really kick up the training, specifically swimming and running,  beginning tomorrow.

I also got to see dear friends on this race weekend. What's so wonderful about our friendship is that we can pick up after nine (can you believe it?) years and not skip a beat.

There are people who you call friends, and there are people that, when you think about them, literally warm your heart. These are the warm-your-heart kind of people.

What made it even more special was that I got to see their family members also, all very kind, fun folks. It was a reunion of sorts, due to my friend Robby's birthday, and it was such an unexpected surprise. Spending hours with these funny, loving people was exactly what I needed.

I need to see these people more often. I mean that. I am planning on going back in July, if they'll have me. :-)

Couldn't have asked for a better weekend. Dwelling on a minor mishap won't do any good. I'd rather focus on what's ahead, and the inspiration I can take with me as I continue to bust ass for future races.

That's right. Bust ass.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Crossed, uncrossed

The forecast calls for scattered thunderstorms this weekend.

Not sure if I should cross or uncross my fingers for this reality.

Friday, May 10, 2013

I'm in love

With Netflix.

Thinking of dumping cable altogether. I rarely watch it anyway.

So many good films, so little time.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Would you?

1. If you could choose any age to go back in time to, but would have to live your life again from that moment on, which would it be?

There are a few ages I would choose. 12. 16. 19. Key turning points in my life, for which decisions were made that shaped the rest of my life. No regrets, but it would be fun to see how differently things would turn out.

2. If you could see into the future and choose to learn one of the following things, which would you choose:

a. The winning Powerball number for the first Saturday in July, 2013

b. The cure for all cancers

c. The cure for alzheimers/dementia

d. The day, time and method you'll die

Yeah, I'm not telling this one. If you know me, you'll guess correctly.

3. If you could switch lives with one living person, who would you choose:

a. Prince William's unborn baby

b. Mark Cuban

c. President Obama

d. Bear Grylls

I might choose Mark Cuban. He seems like a smart, likeable guy. And he's not old. And he's not stressed out. And he's not a British embryo.

4. If you had to choose to live in one of the following places, would you choose:

a. A Tibetan monastery that had a full gym, perfect weather, Netflix, gorgeous outdoor gardens and the worlds largest library, and your grandparents whom have been dead for years are suddenly alive, don't age and will live out their lives with you. BUT you can't ever speak a word to anyone or touch anyone and vice versa.

b. A luxury 8,000 sq. ft penthouse apartment in a 20-story highrise in NYC, complete with a private rooftop pool, gym, media room, and indoor rock climbing wall, but there is no elevator and you're missing a leg. But, Benedict Cumberbatch. (or Kate Upton) is alive and well, single and into you, living one floor below.

c. A beautiful Tuscan villa with outdoor gardens, your own vineyards and winery, an olive grove and press, fresh goats milk, fruit trees, a lush vegetable garden that produces year round, a pool overlooking the countryside and a private chef, but you have no sense of smell or taste.

d. A small, old house on the outskirts of Reykjavic, no indoor bathroom, only cold water (hot water would need to be boiled on stovetop), and a mattress stuffed with straw, but you and your one and only true love would live there, in perfect harmony, playing endless hands of Spades and games of Yahtzee and cooking and eating your favorite meals together for 80 years in good health until the day you both die, together, in each other's arms.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Two things

1. I dislike seersucker suits on men.

To me, it's just one of the most abhorrent fashion statements ever, second only to 70's belted polyester jumpsuits.

Pair it with a hat, and I will never be able to look at that man again and take him seriously. Derby day or not. Uhh....

A banana hammock or sling would be preferable. Hat optional.

2. I was asked today if I smoke pot.

Nope, I don't. And I'll tell you why.

I can appreciate the medicinal aspects of it.

I can also appreciate the recreational aspects of it.

But I've had a boyfriend, fiance and husband who were very dependent on large, continuous quantities to be happy, and that I don't agree with.

I don't care if anyone else does. But it's just not for me.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Randomlings

- I get sad when my favorite Chinese Noodles restaurant switches the sauce on their cold noodles. Why mess with perfection?

- There is no truer way to test the limits of your creativity in regards to protection, defense and offense than when someone threatens a member of your family.

- My dog is pouting because I won't take him out in the rain. Tonight, I'm a bad but dry pet owner.

- In two weeks I get to see my British crush Benedict Cumberbatch on the big screen. He's in some sci-fi move....Start Trek, I think? ;-)

- In my head, I'm singing, "Heartburn, go away, come again some other day" to the tune of Nine Inch Nails "Down In It"

- On the way home from work I saw this quote on a billboard:
"Storms make trees take deeper roots." - Dolly Pardon   
Very true. But what is this doing on a billboard on 370?

- My friend ran in the rain today. This inspires me. I will run tomorrow, rain or not.