Questions for the universe:
1. Why do certain foods taste so damn good in my mouth, yet other parts of my body reject them (plums, bing cherries, anything dairy, Mac & Cheese, Indian cuisine)?
2. Why is it so easy to give advice, yet so difficult to follow said advice when situation arises (boyfriends, over thinking, open water swimming, taking chances)?
3. Why aren't all dressing rooms like the ones at Victoria's Secret?
4. Why isn't there a remake of Pitch Perfect in the works, because this movie is pure awesomeness and I need more. More!!
5. Why can't my dog speak so that he can tell me where he was from birth to year four and how he came to be in my life?
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